Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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