just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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