it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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