His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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