Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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