Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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