If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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