Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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