Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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