I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
