please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
It's just like the Real World with babies
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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