Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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