Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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