five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
im holly from the hills drunk
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
