You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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