your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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