It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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