In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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