I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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