he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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