it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
There's always time for handjobs
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
