I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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