You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
i think my cat just said my name.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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