wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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