Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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