Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Less talking, more tequila
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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