If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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