Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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