I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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