Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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