im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
After tacos, we're chasing women.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
