2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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