Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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