sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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