actually, I'm a sock model
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm too high and old for this...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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