it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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