the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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