i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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