Do vagina's smell?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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