I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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