is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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