the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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