Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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