It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Dignity is for republicans.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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