I am puke
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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