I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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