Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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