So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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