oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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