He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
