Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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