I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
what day is it and did you see me today?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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