who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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