It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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