You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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