that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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