Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Girls should come with a carfax report
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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