Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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