i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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